Posted by Mother Shipton on December 16, 2003 at 04:12:59:
You just wouldn't let it lie would you? Poor little Oscar Humphries, I mean... His 15 minutes, a moment of soft, warm pleasure to remind him in old age of the spring step of youth, an attempt even to step out of papa drag artist Edna Everage's borish shadow, but oh no, no you two bastards, even at this lovin' time of year... you wouldn't let a slight slip and pass by a ripe chance to wound. Okay, so Oscar fell foul of the foul and deadly undercurrents of crossing paths with the AA society clique that underpin so much muck in this torrid city of ours (Lee Harpin found these dire oceans crippled his career for good and amend, Lee's only twothirds beneath the keel and the clinker will cut good before he's done), but even Oily Matthew and Tamara Mellon had seen fit to forgive, that is until the Evening Standard and Daily Mail turned on poor little crooked backed Oscar and drove him from these merry shores at Christmas time. He is hoping for peace, a tear in his eye. I hope you bastards are pleased with yourselves. I expected as much from The Binman but the Fascist I am yet to fully understand, is he mad, bad, sad, drunk or just plain evil? The man makes me ponder my future, rare is hate this enduring...